Miss Terry
The Enigma of the Brazen Burp
Few names in The City of Or carry as much simultaneous reverence and bewilderment as Miss Terry, the jolly Tiefling bard of the Brazen Burp. She is often called “Mystery” by those slurring their words too hard to get it right. To call her simply a performer would be a grave understatement—she is the heart of the tavern, the spark that keeps its fire burning, and the unsolvable riddle that keeps its regulars guessing.
Among the Brazen Burp’s regulars, Miss Terry is a revered figure. Many an outsider has learned that any insult directed at her will earn a reputation so tarnished that no tavern in The City of Or will serve them again. Yet, for all their fierce loyalty, Miss Terry needs no protection. Those who mistake her for helpless quickly find themselves on the receiving end of a sharp tongue, sharper wit, and if needed, a perfectly thrown tankard. Still, she humors her self-appointed guardians, accepting their watchful eyes with a knowing smirk. After all, a queen must have her devoted subjects.
She occasionaly works the taproom at the Rusty Keg in Triz Valley.
The Eternal Mystery
Miss Terry’s origins are a topic of heated debate among patrons, and she enjoys nothing more than fueling the confusion. To the curious, she spins a new tale each time:
- She was born from the tear of a lovestruck deity.
- She emerged fully formed from a cursed lute that played itself.
- She once dueled a sphinx, but instead of riddles, they exchanged increasingly absurd rumors about each other until both conceded defeat.
- She once talked a drunk troll out of eating a halfling by challenging him to a drinking contest—and winning.
Despite all her antics, Miss Terry remains an unsolved riddle, and she seems perfectly content that way. If there is a grand truth behind her ever-changing tales, it is likely hidden within a song, woven between the notes of a melody only she truly understands. And perhaps, just perhaps, that’s exactly how she wants it. Whatever the truth may be, she never confirms nor denies anything outright—she only winks and pours another drink.
The Joyfull Bard 🎵
Miss Terry is a natural force of music and mischief. When she sings, her voice fills the Brazen Burp without the need for any unnatural amplification—carrying through roaring laughter and clinking tankards with a clarity that commands attention. Whether backed by The Rusty Pluckers, the tavern’s ever-enthusiastic half-orc band, or taking the stage alone with nothing but a sly grin and a flick of her tail, she turns even the most hardened drinker into a swaying, sentimental fool. Most assume her songs are tall tales until they realize every verse hides a lesson, a truth, or a veiled warning. Her eyes are always watching, and many a schemer has found themselves the butt of her next performance.
Yet, when she’s not performing, she moves through the tavern with unmatched energy, waiting tables, flirting shamelessly, and keeping the place in order with the authority of an adored yet untouchable queen.
The Album of three Songs
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Karmic Slap | Miss Terry’s crowd favorite, Karmic Slap, tells the tale of her own misadventures—coin theft, ill-fated flirts, risky gambles, and a legendary prank gone wrong.Lyrics[Verse 1]Oh, gather ye 'round and hear my plight, Of folly, fate, and misplaced might! I swiped a coin, thought none would see, But karma had a slap for me! [Chorus] The karmic slap, it comes around, One swift crack and down ye go! Think ye sly? Ye’ll kiss the ground, For justice loves a good back-blow! [Verse 2] I wooed a lad with words so sweet, Swore my heart would ne’er retreat, But just as I leaned in for a kiss, His wife's slap said, "No, not like this!" [Chorus] Ohhh, the karmic slap, it comes around, One swift crack and down ye go! Think ye sly? Ye’ll kiss the ground, For justice loves a good back-blow! [Verse 3] I wagered all on dice so bold, Dreams of silver, dreams of gold! But luck it laughed, the dice did sneer, Now I owe more than I own, I fear! [Chorus] Ohhh, the karmic slap, it comes around, One swift crack and down ye go! Think ye sly? Ye’ll kiss the ground, For justice loves a good back-blow! [Verse 4] A trick I played, so sharp, so grand, Tied me mate’s boots with cunning hand! But as he tripped, he flailed ‘round wide, And sent me tumbling on my backside! [Chorus Variation] Ohhh, the karmic slap, it comes around, One swift crack and down ye go! And when ye finally hit the ground You'll meet with justices back-blow! [Outro] So raise a glass, heed well this song, What ye give shall come along! For every prank and every trick, Karma’s got a slap that’s quick! Huzzah! |
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Married to the pour | A barkeep outwits three suitors with flair, letting ego and ale fill the air. Her heart stays true to tankards and cheer—love’s a game, but pouring’s clear!Lyrics[Verse 1]Oh, I work the tables, I pour the ale, I mop the floors and spin a tale. But three fine fools came struttin’ in, With grins as wide as a dragon’s sin. One was dashing, one was bold, One had pockets lined with gold. Each swore they’d steal my heart away, But I just laughed and made ‘em pay. [Chorus] So I poured ‘em a drink and I filled up their glasses, Let ‘em compete like a trio of asses. They bickered and bantered and begged me for more, But I’m only in love with the sound of the pour! [Verse 2] First one knelt with a rose in hand, Called me a goddess, oh so grand. But I’ve seen romance crash and burn, Like a wizard who missed his turn. Second one flexed, so strong and tall, Said he'd fight a bear to win my call. I told him, "Dear, that’s quite a feat, But first, can you clean up this spilled mead?" [Chorus] So I poured ‘em a drink and I filled up their glasses, Let ‘em compete like a trio of asses. They bickered and bantered and begged me for more, But I’m only in love with the sound of the pour! [Verse 3] Third one winked, all sly and smooth, Said he’d sing me a love-filled tune. But I write my own, you silly dove, And my favorite verse is "none above!" I thought, "Why choose? What a terrible bother! They flirted with me—let ‘em flirt with each other!" So I spun them round and set ‘em tight, And left ‘em dancing through the night! [Final Chorus] Now they pour drinks and they toast to my cunning, Caught in a tangle they never saw coming! While they sort out their love on the tavern floor, I’ll stay ever faithful… to my tankards and more! [Outro] So raise up your cups, let’s drink and let be, No love affair beats good company! For a heart may break, but one thing’s for sure— I’ll never stray from the call of the pour! |
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A Coin for a Tale, a Kiss for the Ale | A mischievous bard spins wild, drunken lore, trading songs for coins and dancing for more. With charm, chaos, and tales tall as ale, she toasts to the truth found in every tall tale!Lyrics[Verse 1]Oh the fire’s warm and the night is bold, And my purse is light but my heart is gold! With a wink and a laugh, I’ll spin you a yarn, Of goblins who danced through a moonlit barn! [Chorus] So toss me a coin, I’ll sing you a song, If it’s shiny and loud, I might dance along! A coin for a tale, a kiss for the ale, And luck to the fool who believes in the frail! [Verse 2] There once was a troll who juggled two pigs, Till a pixie bet him he'd dance in wigs! He twirled and he tripped in a tutu of foam, Now he runs the bathhouse we call our home! [Chorus] So toss me a coin, I’ll sing you a song, If it’s shiny and loud, I might dance along! A coin for a tale, a kiss for the ale, And cheers to the lies that we tell when we’re pale! [Bridge] Raise your mugs, my devils and dears, For love that was lost and returned with beers! No heroes tonight—just jesters and thieves, And a barmaid with horns and tricks up her sleeves! [Final Chorus] So toss me a coin, I’ll sing you a song, If it’s shiny and loud, I might dance along! A coin for a tale, a kiss for the ale, And a toast to the tales that’ll never grow stale! |
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Bard of many Things | A clever bard weaves his legend through chaos and song, avoiding danger while others do the heavy lifting. He writes of battles he barely joins, rhymes through peril, and faints with flair. Though his heroics are more poetic than practical, his tales echo far and wide. After all—what's truth to a bard who can make the world sing?Lyrics[Verse 1]There once was a town with a terrible plight, A dragon, a curse, and a famine (all right?), The heroes arrived with a glint in their eye— And one brought a mirror to check his hair tie. [Verse 2] While warriors clashed with the fangs and the flame, And wizards threw spells that would scramble your name, He ducked through the chaos with elegant flair— And might have tripped over a maiden’s despair. [Chorus] Oh sing me the song of the bard of renown, Who fought with a feather and wrote the beast down! With tales never his, but oh how he sings— All hail! The Bard of Many Things! [Verse 3] A goblin uprising once shook the east pass, While he held a toast and a tall looking-glass. The rogue set the traps, the monk rang the bell— He penned a sonnet and fainted quite well. [Verse 4] A lich cast a hex on the party one day, He scribbled it down—then got out the way. The cleric did smite, the ranger took aim— He rhymed “necromancer” with “dancer of fame.” [Chorus] Oh sing me the song of the bard in the fray, Who danced through the fire and sipped his rosé. A hero? Perhaps! At least while he sings— All hail! The Bard of Many Things! Who danced through the fire and sipped his rosé. A hero? Perhaps! At least while he sings— All hail! The Bard of Many Things! [Bridge] Did he slay the beast? "No, but he watched." Did he seal the breach? "From a very safe spot." Did he take the crown, the coin, and the ring? "No, he named the quest, and made it sing." [Verse 5] Now songs of his daring are sung far and wide, By bards who don’t know he just ran to the side. But none can deny he’s a legend, you see— Especially he, if you ask only he. [Final Chorus] Oh sing me the song of the sly and the slick, Who earned all the glory, and none of the nick. With wit as his blade and charm for his wings— All hail! The Bard of Many Things! |
Relationships
Tallis Thorne - Friend
They’ve shared stages, scandals, and suspiciously similar fan mail. Their relationship is equal parts bardic rivalry and deep-rooted camaraderie, filled with jabs, jests, and heartfelt admiration.
What Miss Terry Says About Tallis: "He’s like a glittering wine glass—fragile, loud, and you always end up with him in your hand." — Miss Terry, with a wink to the audience.
"Tallis is the best bard I know. And I know at least a dozen who say otherwise." — Miss Terry, while tuning her instrument loudly over him.
"We’ve never fought. We just perform arguments in perfect harmony." — Miss Terry, when asked if they’ve ever dated.